Oh, it was love at first sight,
to my heart's very delight.
I knew it was love,
like it was sent from above.
I asked her if it hurt,
a cheesy line I was about to insert,
She turned and said did what?
I paused to admire her sexy strut.
I looked into her eyes at half past seven,
and quipped when you fell from heaven.
But she rolled her eyes and said,
you're never going to get me in bed.
How about dinner? I suggest.
I'll take you to only the best.
She raised her brow and asked where,
I looked into my wallet, did I dare?
Looking back sadly was only a handful of coins,
But I no longer could resist this burning in my loins.
I flung myself onto her, I could hold back no more.
But lept up when I heard her roar.
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU HAVE ANY RIGHT?
LEAVE NOW OR YOU'LL START A FIGHT.
I scoffed and laughed, what could a pretty lady do?
Unbeknownst to me, there was something she knew.
She hiked up her skirt,
and I knew I was in for a lot of hurt.
Staring back at me were quite a pair,
of bulky legs, covered in hair.
She cocked her head, arms out for an embrace,
Seems like today, she had only shaved her face.
I knew my error, so I bolted away.
Somedays I wonder.. maybe I'm gay?